You Want You Need You Have to Have

Artist Joey Veltkamp is on top of the danger products. I wanted to know the paradoxical outcome of a vampire-repellant Crucitrix against Count Chocula. Would it work and would there be explosions involved? Does a vanquished cereal vampire die in a violent burst of bottom-of-the-box sugardust?

Of course I'm partial to these Man Eating Pits, because I love a little Monstrous Feminine with my breakfast. My favourite is for some reason, Anaphylaxis. Maybe because bees are involved. Maybe because nothing shouts DANGER better than a black and yellow "danish building block" combination.

Danger. Do not Kiss the Bees. You will Die.
image courtesy of www.igotyouamaneatingpit.com

But I have to tell you. As much as I love the MEPs, what I really have to have is a tabletop dedicated to this Tron Light Cycle re-creation. The tails aren't nearly long enough-- I want trails glowing for miles.

2x4's Light Cycles
image borrowed from 2x4's Flickr stream